~*Pursuing Randomness*~


Family Guy = <3, Palin = :(

As a big Seth MacFarlane fan I’ve seen almost every (if not every) episode of Family Guy, most of American Dad and am even subscribed to his channel on youtube. I’ve yet to come across the Cleveland Show tho…

But As of tonight’s Family guy episode I’m just incredibly fanstruck!

Road to Germany  (From Tv.Com)

While looking for the bathroom, Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie’s time machine and winds up in 1939 Poland in the middle of the Nazi invasion. Brian and Stewie follow him to Nazi Germany in an attempt to save him and bring him back to the present safely.

Everything from the cheap Jew jokes, to a poke at about why America won’t invade Germany (No oil)

And one particular scene that deserves to be noted, ONLY Seth MacFarlane could get away with this:

Freakin Hilarious! The American Election is just about 2 weeks away, this was the perfect time to associate McCain/Palin with Nazi Germany. Might as well of had Hitler come on screen and say “Hi my Name is Adolf Hitler and I approved this Message” Just Brilliant.

Which leads me to my next bit of randomness…

Sarah Palin was a guest on SNL this weekend….and I have to say that Tina Fey makes a better Sarah Palin then Sarah Palin does! lol It opens with Tina Fey portraying her at a mock Press confrence in front of the studio audience. Her first line: “First off, I just want to say how excited I am to be in front of both the liberal elite media as well as the liberal regular media,” said Fey. “I am looking forward to a portion of your questions.”

Moments later the real Palin is speaking to executive producer Lorne Michaels “You know, Lorne, I just don’t think it’s a realistic depiction of the way my press conferences would have gone,” Then the left-leaning Alec Baldwin then stumbled on stage, mistook Palin for Fey, and pleaded with Michaels not to let the two women share a platform. “This is the most important election in our nation’s history and you want her, our Tina, to … stand with that horrible woman?” (LMAO) Soon Lorne Micheals introduces Palin to Alec Baldwin who quickly says “I see. Forgive me. I feel I must say this: You are way hotter in person.”

Shortly afterwards, Palin walked on to the fake news conference set to deliver the programme’s stock opening line. “No, I’m not going to take any of your questions,” she told a cheering studio audience. “But I do want to take this opportunity to say, ‘Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night’.”

Her final appearance came in the closing skit, a mock news sketch in which Amy Poehler, launched into an extended, Eminem-style rap, about Palin’s folksy campaign, with lyrics that included “from my porch I can see, Russia and such.” Palin was supposed to do the skit herself but had decided before airing that it would hurt the campaign..The Rap ended with a large moose dancing on the set, followed by the sound of gunshots, a joke poking at Palin’s fondness for hunting. Throughout the sketch, Palin rocked back and forth in her anchor seat, pumping her arms in the air, like the lame teacher at a brightly-lit school disco. *rolls eyes*

I unfortunatly can not find any video’s of Palin’s appearance that I can post on here but here are the links to NBC, I’ll edit this post if I find any on youtube etc…Enjoy and Thanks for reading!

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/gov-palin-cold-open/773761/\

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-palin-rap/773781/

Please leave your comments below 😀



Joe the Plumber

From the New York Times:

His rise was swift and somewhat unexpected: overnight, it seemed, the lowly plumber had been elevated from the man with soaring fees and sagging pants to an emblem of the American working class.

Vinnie DiRoma, 48, a plumber for 17 years for the George Breslaw & Sons plumbing company, working on the West Side.

To Senators John McCain and Barack Obama, who studded their discussions at Wednesday night’s presidential debate with fawning references to “Joe the Plumber,” the once-derided tradesman was a classic hands-on hero, a celebrated common man, the sort of guy who puts the “I can” back into American.

But to plumbers around New York, the quick ascent seemed a good deal more complex. Granted, they said, the political machine had seized them as a symbol. But of what?

You can still find “the chubby guy with the cigar,” said Gil Perez, a Staten Island plumber who holds a law degree, “but it’s really not like that anymore. Plumbers today are businessmen. Some are metrosexuals. Especially in New York City, they’re not what you think.”

What many people think — at least according to the old cliché — is that your average plumber is essentially a schlub. He spends his days beneath your sink or peering into the clogged bowl of your toilet. His work is dirty; his fingernails are rough.

He is not — traditionally speaking — the sort of man to make an offhand reference to the black-tie affair he recently attended at the New York Public Library, as did Richard Breslaw of the George Breslaw & Sons plumbing company in Manhattan. Mr. Breslaw recounted how he charmed a young woman at the function by referring to his job as “the first thing you think about when you wake up.”

Long the object of putdowns and distasteful humor — Mr. Breslaw cited the classic “If you don’t go to high school, guess what you become?” — plumbers are, in many cases, exceedingly well paid. Mr. Breslaw said that one of his top men “clears two, maybe two-and-a-quarter” every year. He even paraphrased Einstein: “If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber.”

It’s probably fair to say that plumbers like this are not what the candidates had in mind. Indeed, when Sarah Palin, Mr. McCain’s running mate, said on Thursday that she wanted to cut taxes because “we think like Joe or Jane the Plumber,” she was referring to a certain version.

One, perhaps, like Anthony Caiazzo, a Brooklyn plumber so well versed in politics that, completely unbidden, he answered a reporter’s call by saying, “Joe the Plumber here.” Mr. Caiazzo is somewhere in the middle of his field: “a blue-collar guy,” he said, who happens to have a 4,000-square-foot office, where on occasion he has been known to appear in a suit and tie.

As for big-picture politics, the national plumbers’ union has endorsed Senator Obama, saying he “has always fought for working people throughout his career.” George W. Reilly, business manager of the New York local, was reached by cellphone Thursday morning and said that in the industry, Joe the Plumber was all the rage.

“We’re not unhappy with the situation,” said Mr. Reilly, who was at a plumbers’ conference in Cooperstown, N.Y. “Raising public recognition of a trade that’s been around for thousands of years is pretty interesting.”

Of course, it’s possible that today’s Joe the Plumber will end up like yesterday’s Wal-Mart Dad or the day before that’s Soccer Mom — a symbol that seemed prescient at the moment it was coined, but grew to tire over time. In fact, the real Joe the Plumber, Samuel J. Wurzelbacher of Ohio, has already had his taxes and apparent lack of a license examined by the news media — the other side of fame.

At least for the moment, though, his less illustrious colleagues seemed to be basking in a tardy glow of celebration.

“I take it as a compliment,” Mr. Caiazzo said. “Joe the Plumber is blue collar — we’re blue collar. We might own the business, but realistically most of us came up in the trenches.”

“Being Joe the Plumber,” he went on, “I’m O.K. with that.”

Personally, while it does shed light on one of many jobs out there that doesn’t get the recognition it deserves, I still think its pathetic that someone so hardworking is being used as a politcal ploy…its all because Palin decided to use the phrase “we think like Joe or Jane the Plumber” …

(They found Joe so where’s Jane? lol)

McCain and Palin obviously don’t think like the Middle Class…I’m sure that Sarah Palin has had to struggle to put food on the table to feed her kids…I’m sure that she’s done things she’s not proud of just to get by…and ofcourse I’m sure on her nice big government salary that she’s had to go to thrift stores to find clothes, gone to walmart for school supplies etc…yep Sarah Palin is the perfect poster girl for poverty and the common man….*rolls eyes*

Only a few more weeks of this gong show left folks…Hopefully America will choose the right Canidate 🙂

Take Care 🙂 (And Vote OBAMA)



Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak

Layla Ciptak thought she and her husband had settled on the name “Ava Grace Ciptak” for their baby daughter, but Mark Ciptak had an entirely different idea, now their baby daughter’s birth certificate reads: “Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak” The Republican supporter wanted “to get the word out” about John McCain and Sarah Palin and encourage people to vote for them. “I took one for the cause,” he said. An American Red Cross employee, Mr Ciptak told the Kingsport Times-News that he had limited cash to donate to the McCain-Palin campaign and the baby naming was a “little token” instead. “It’s something that I did to help out the campaign and the cause.”

At first, he chickened out of telling his wife. “As of right now, I’m just trying to get up enough nerve to tell her what I’ve done and hope for the best. I hope I’m still living to tell the tale tomorrow. She thought it was a done deal with Ava Grace, Only some friends and family members who I have called for prayer support know at this point.” He did tell her later. “I don’t think she believes me yet. It’s going to take some more convincing” and then added “I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little. Is this going to change the course of the election? I doubt it.”

I Can’t believe this Election…could there be anymore Hype? its so sad that John McCain is going to win, and you want to know how? Probally not even by actual vote…I was watching CNN this morning and it turns out that there are alot of vote count issue’s in atleast half of the american states…everything from audit procedures to electronic vote count errors, and Election officials have known about this since 2000…

Sarah Palin action figure’s, movie and now a namesake…what’s next?

Please please please Americans, vote for Obama, atleast try to change your future. I know Canada is stuck with the same policy for the next 4 years (Stephan Harper Relected *rolls eyes*) doesnt mean you have to be…

Peace 🙂



Vice Presidential Debate – SNL Style

SNL’s opening sketch last night of the VP debate was Hilarious thanks to Fey’s once again brilliant Palin impression. Winking and giving answers not always directly related to Queen Latifah’s (moderator Gwen Ifill) questions, Fey’s Palin said that if she was elected, her decisions would be guided by considering “what would a maverick do?” She also Thanked America for letting her speak without a media filter that asked pesky followup questions and cared about facts. At the end of the segment, she even asked with flute in hand, “Are we not doing the talent portion?” (Palin was runnerup in the 1984 Miss Alaska contest)

*LMAO*

Tina Fey, Your my Hero ❤

Enjoy 😀

Please leave comments below, They Make me happy 😉



Tina Fey For President!

For years I have been a Tina Fey fan, She’s Hilarious, in my humble opinion one of the best female comedic actress’s in America. She joined Saturday Night Live in 1997 and By 1999, was SNL’s first female head writer, she won a Emmy in 2001 for her contributions to SNL’s 25th Anniversary show and I’m sure there will be another one in her future, I certainatly think she deserves one.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have always been an amazing comic due. Both have been brilliant on SNL. Particulary their famous Weekend Update skits 😀 More recently they have raised the bar and I couldn’t be happier. My previous posts about Sarah Palin have obviously shown my opinion of her but these video’s say it best and more. So much more. I’m so freakin happy that they did these skits (and there will surely be more), every single thing that should be said or mocked, Brilliantly Is. 😀 ❤

Most of you have probally seen these before or atleast a few clips as they are what wikipedia is calling a Viral Video lol. Enjoy 😀 Took a bit for me to find the real full version’s that aren’t accomanied by Fox News 😉

Gov. Palin and Senator Clinton address the nation

Katie Couric Interveiws Sarah Palin

(Kinda freaky how Much Tina Fey looks like Sarah Palin :P)

Little Tid Bit From Wikipedia for your Enjoyment:

On the 34th season premiere episode, aired September 13, 2008, Fey returned to SNL in the role of Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, alongside Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton. Their repartee included Clinton needling Palin about her “Tina Fey glasses”. It quickly became NBC.com’s most-watched viral video ever, with 5.7 million views by the following Wednesday. The return has been speculated to be temporary, despite the potentially long-term nature of the role, should Palin be elected. Palin’s campaign said that Palin was amused, particularly because she had once dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween, though Palin later said she had seen the sketch without hearing the audio. John McCain supporter Carly Fiorina called the skit sexist.During the 2008 Emmy Awards, Fey said of the vice-presidential candidate, “I want to be done playing this lady November 5. So if anyone could help me be done playing this lady November 5, that would be good for me.” On September 27, she reprised her role as Palin, parodying the CBS News interview with Katie Couric, who was played by Poehler.

My lovely American Readers, Help Tina Fey 😉 Vote Obama!

Pretty Please..lol

Please leave your comments below, They are muchly enjoyed 🙂



Presidential Election Dance Off!
September 26, 2008, 4:50 pm
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Another Jon Chu Project has risen 😉 (The man behind the ACDC Crew vs. MMCru Dance off, See earlier post for more Info 🙂 )

From the Video Description:

This is the FIRST EVER OFFICIAL ELECTION DANCE OFF to determine the age old question: who are the better dancers, the REPUBLICANS or the DEMOCRATS…or as we like to call them,THE OBAMANATORS VS THE MCCAINIACS.Choose your party, support your candidate and upload your own crazy dance video to our voting website here: http://www.ibeatyou.com/event/americas_dance_party
All the videos on both sides will be voted on by viewers and the side that has the most support by November 4th 2008 (The day of the actual Elections) gets the title of AMERICA’S OFFICIAL DANCE PARTY…and bragging rights for the next four years. And two million dollars…okay not really. But bragging rights for sure.

Also don’t forget to REGISTER TO VOTE for the Presidential Elections. Let your voice be heard!

 

I think this is a brilliant way to get young people into voting, I mean, Who doesn’t like dance 😉

Vote Obamanators! 😉



Sarah Palin Action Figures…

Sarah Palin action figures are now out in toy stores and online, joining dolls in the likeness of other political Figures like Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain and John Edwards and More..

For your veiwing Pleasure *snerk*

The schoolgirl version sells for $29.95; the buttoned-up action figure dressed in a business suit is listed at $27.95, and the gun-toting super hero action figure is on sale for $29.95.
HeroBuilders.com sells these Sarah Palin dolls if your intrested, if your not, keep reading 😉 😛

Disclaimer: Rant ahead…

I can’t believe this…Sarah Palin is such a peice of hype! She hasnt done anything notable enough to be a Action Figure, hasnt done anything amazing….(This is Lame)….*grumble* This is exactly what I was talking about in my Sarah Palin Rant Post (click the Link if your Intrested) I can’t believe people actually would buy this…that someone took the time to make one! I get the feeling that someone’s a little to sure that she’s gonna be around awhile…this is sad…were gonna have to listen to all this “futurement of society” “change in the government” “finally a african american president” “things will get better” propaganda, and then guess what, Nothing will change. McCain is going to be the Next American President…were all gonna be so screwed!

McCain will be a war monger like Bush with actual military experience to boot! He’s actually been in War zones and been hurt by them, thus has alot more to go after! I feel like he could have a personal vendetta….Nevermind with a quarter of American oil production now flooded due to Hurricane Ike, The situation in Iraq and the cost of gas already on the rise, gas and every single thing we buy will be more expensive 😦 Minimum wage won’t go up, tax break’s won’t change. I remember 5 years ago paying $1 canadian for a loaf of wonderbread (which if you live in North America you know is nummy bread) and now just today, I paid $3….The Banks wonder why so many people are in debt, why were in a reccession?

And yet money’s being wasted on a war we can’t win and Action Figures that are Pathetic..

/End Rant

Thanks for listening lol, Comment Below Please, they make me giddy 😉

Peace 🙂